I've written over 1,000 event descriptions (and counting) for AOL CityGuide. Here are a dozen or so of them.


Billy Joel @ the Anaheim Pond + Anaheim, CA
The Piano Man hits the road for another US tour.
Originally published: January 2005
If you’ve read the reviews, it’s obvious that Billy Joel has never been the music critic’s favorite (scribes have long called his music “generic” and “homogenous­”), but this hasn’t kept the public away. Every solo release since 1974 has gone platinum several times over and rabid fans have been known to follow him on tour not unlike the Grateful Dead’s Deadheads.
The Piano Man: Billy’s most well known song, ‘Piano Man’ was written about a fairly depressing point in his life. After a few financial disasters and a bout with clinical depression during the release of his debut album, Billy retreated to Los Angeles until the dust settled. During this time, he performed at various low-end bars under the name Bill Martin. Months later, he signed to Columbia Records and released ‘Piano Man’ -- his first Top 20 hit.
Kinder and Gentler: Now that he’s well into his 50’s expect a far more subdued performance from Billy these days. When he started out in the ‘70s, he always considered himself a rock star -- the days of jumping off his piano, stomping on the ivories with his feet and pushing baby grand’s off the stage into the orchestra pit in a fit of rage are in the past. Now he treats each show with a bit more elegance: count on humorous antidotes in between songs and a more symphonic take on his old rockers like “Big Shot” and “It’s Still Rock & Roll To Me.”
A busy year for Billy: Although he hasn’t released a proper pop album since 1993’s ‘River of Dreams,’ Joel is currently dealing with one of the busiest periods of his career. Besides his much publicized wedding to 23-year-old television host, Katie Lee, Joel’s is now authoring children’s books based on his songs as well as overseeing ‘Movin’ Out’ -- a touring Broadway musical also based on his classic tunes. Add his recent star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame to the fray and you’d think he was on top of the charts again.
Interesting Fact: During his brief time at his Long Island, New York high school, Billy had to take jobs playing piano at bars to supplement the meager income his recently divorced mother was bringing in. The late nights kept the piano-tinkling teen from making it to school. All of his absences and suffering grades kept him from graduating with his class.


Ted Leo and the Pharmacists @ the House of Blues + Anaheim, CA
Unsung indie hero finally reaps his rewards.
Originally published: July 2005
Although unknown outside of the mainstream music press, Leo has been a major player within the east coast indie scene since the late ‘80s. It wasn’t until 1999 when he went solo with his backing band, the Pharmacists that he became the poster boy for every glossy music magazine.
The Songs: Whereas Leo’s early sound in the ‘80s and ‘90s was raw and loud (his early music wavered between hardcore punk and minimal mod/garage revivalism), his current music is a complete turnaround. Critics have described his band’s 2004 release (‘Shake the Sheets’) as a record full of soulful folk with literary brilliance and a touch of humor that until now, has only recently been produced by the likes of Billy Bragg, Robyn Hitchcock and Elvis Costello.
Influences: Leo seems to have an undying love for older British pop music and it’s woven in his music. He says that Paul Weller and the late Joe Strummer are major influences and admits that he’s always made it a point to purchase Morrissey and Smiths albums the day they’re released.
Interesting fact: Wondering what Leo’s up to? He religiously keeps a journal on his website in which he ponders everything from recent political hot topics to unofficial band dates to life on the road in his tiny tour van which Leo says always “smells like French fries."

Fish Fest @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater + Irvine, CA
Originally published: April 2005
Think Perry Farrell’s Lollapalooza, and then switch his Lollapalooza’s typical alternative rock bands for modern Christian rock bands and you get the idea of what Fish Fest is all about. Much like Lollapalooza, Fish Fest is a non-stop music festival with several stages, dozens of merchandise booths and an enormous selection of food vendors. The artists names might escape you if you’re not familiar with contemporary Christian music, but rest assured, the music is not like the gospel songs you might think this festival is all about. Bands like Kutless, Hawk Nelson, By the Tree and Audio Adrenaline actually sound a little like Green Day or Good Charlotte, but with slightly more wholesome lyrics. The music’s not all edgy though -- there are a few pop artists as well: Michael W. Smith, Watermark and TobyMac give the rest of the day a softer edge. It’s going to be a long afternoon with unpredictable weather so dress for warm or cold weather. Blankets and sunscreen are highly recommended for this event as well.

The Killers @ the Galaxy Theater + Santa Ana, CA
Originally published: December 2003
This concert is the perfect example of an unknown band booking a tour right before they break in popularity and success. One day, this small Las Vegas quartet is playing tiny clubs in its hometown, the next minute it releases its debut “Hot Fuss” and plans a tour of small venues to promote the album. All of a sudden, the record (thanks to its infectious single, “Mr. Brightside”) gains immediate critical praise and the band starts opening for the likes of Morrissey and headlining British festivals (consequently, the UK’s influential music magazine, the NME first championed the band). But it’s no surprise as to why the Killers gained such an immediate positive response -- its blend of slick synth-pop, German-influenced disco and stark minimalism has captured the hearts of older music fans in their late 20s/early 30s who were there for the first wave of bands (such as Depeche Mode and Roxy Music). This is one of the Galaxy’s highest profile shows of the year so expect a packed house with fans milling around the venue looking to purchase scalped tickets.

The Big West Basketball Semi-Finals @ Anaheim Convention Center
Originally published: March 2004
As legendary college hoops announcer Dick Vitale famously puts it, “It’s March madness, baby!” and the Anaheim Convention Center the hub of the west coast activity. The top eight Big West division teams battle it out round-robin style to advance to the Nationals and once again, Pacific has dominated the west with an awesome 23-2 season so look for them to go on to the national playoffs. Of course, you can’t count out Cal State Fullerton (with a third place ranking and a strong finish during the regular season, these OC favorites have an excellent shot at upsetting the tourney). Besides televising each game, ESPN is also hosting a number of related events such as the Team Mascot Challenge, the Fan Fest Party at the Anaheim House of Blues and the Battle of the Big West Bands -- look to your official tournament schedule for the times and specific locations of these and several other extracurricular activities.

7 Seconds @ Chain Reaction + Anaheim, CA
Originally published: February 2004
The early ‘80s was a strange time for American music -- the country was in a recession, nuclear war loomed on a daily basis and the music industry was stagnating with fluffy bands like Journey, Styx and REO Speedwagon. Then the second wave of American punk emerged and Reno, Nevada’s 7 Seconds became a voice for kids who looked for an alternative to popular top 40 music. Formed in 1980 by singer and guitarist Kevin Seconds, 7 Seconds was one of the few punk bands of the era to make politics and social consciousness the focal point of their existence. The band promoted clean living, political awareness and racial tolerance (completely unheard of within the punk community at the time). Now over 25 years after the its formation, 7 Seconds’ message of the youth of America is still prevalent as much today as it was when Reagan became president. If you thought Green Day’s “American Idiot” was a politically epic album, thank 7 Seconds for paving the way for the fusion punk rock and politics. Tip: a typical 7 Seconds show is going to get a little show enthusiastic so prepare for some very physical mosh pits.

Meet Newt Gingrich @ the Nixion Library + Yorba Linda, CA
Originally published: March 2005
Whether you agree with his politics or not, you have to admit that Newt Gingrich can really take command of a room -- his booming tenor and articulate vernacular draws listeners in like a beacon (he’s one of the country’s most sought after public speakers). Gingrich hasn’t been in office since 1998, but that doesn’t mean he’s taken a break from politics -- he just finished writing his
eleventh book: “Winning the Future: A 21st Century Contract With America.” It’s a bold, Republican stance on winning the war on terror, restoring religion to public life, reforming Social Security, restoring patriotism in our schools and making our health care the global standard. In this rare Orange County appearance, Newt reads excerpts from the books as well as expounds on some of its theories. If you buy the book at the event, he’ll even sign it for you (ask nice and he’ll pose for a photo with you as well. Why not? How often does one get their photo taken with a former Time magazine Man of the Year?

T.S.O.L. @ the Galaxy Theater + Santa Ana, CA
Originally published: September 2005
Formed in Huntington Beach in 1978, True Sounds of Liberty (a.k.a. T.S.O.L.) hit the west coast punk scene in 1981 with the critically acclaimed ‘Dance With Me.’ While T.S.O.L.’s American contemporaries were singing about beer, girls and politics, the quartet melded dark, romantic gothic imagery with a subtle pop edge. With white face paint, ratty hair and a haunting stage presence, T.S.O.L. soon became one of the pioneers of the “Orange Invasion” a nod to their Orange County roots. After flirting with the glam rock scene in the late ‘80s, numerous lineup changes and the inevitable breakup, the core of the original band reformed and has toured on a limited basis around the country. The band’s last album (2003’s ‘Divided We Stand’) seems like ancient history and there are no foreseeable studio recordings in the future, but this show at the Galaxy is part of a big promo push for its DVD release, ‘Live in Hawaii.’ Note: you might want to make this show if you’re a fan – even though tickets close to selling out, it’s the final gig of the tour and rumors of a breakup have been making the rounds again.

The Trashcan Sinatras @ The Coach House + Santa Ana, CA
Originally published: November 2004
When the Trash Can Sinatras broke onto the scene in 1990 with the single ‘Obscurity Knocks,’ music journalists worldwide dubbed the Scottish group the next Smiths. Sure, every British band that utilizes jangly guitars is crowned the next Smiths, but the Sinatras were actually the one band that deserved the  honor. Unfortunately the grunge rock movement of 1991 rendered this band’s Brit-pop sound obsolete and they were quickly forgotten in the US. More than 11 years after the release of the band’s last American LP, the Sinatras have released ‘Weightlifting’ which is surprisingly being heralded by critics as their greatest album ever. But has the decade-long absence affected this quintet’s once mesmerizing stage show? Absolutely not -- glowing reviews of their summer 2004 concerts reveal that the band’s upbeat and playful stage presence is still intact. Because this is the first US Sinatras tour since 1993, expect a full house of rapturous fans fighting for space at the front of the stage -- get to the venue early or spend the night peering over everyone’s head.

Core Tour Extreme BMX Bike & Skate Competition @ Huntington Beach Pier
Originally published: September 2004
Think of the Core Tour as a small-scale version of the X-Games --  even though it’s only been in existence since 2001 (as opposed to the X-Games which practically invented the extreme sports genre in 1994). The Core Tour is a traveling circus of internationally renowned skateboarders, BMX bikers, in-line skaters and mountain boarders going head-to-head for big fat checks but more importantly, Tony Hawk-level name recognition. Although this event doesn’t officially begin until Saturday, the Huntington Beach Pier will be transformed Friday afternoon so the athletes have a chance to get a feel for the course (event organizers encourage fans to come out on this low-key afternoon and meet the athletes.) The excitement picks up tenfold Saturday morning as the official games begin at 9AM and continue on three courses throughout the weekend. And don’t forget about the live music stage: local punk bands will play back-to-back for the duration of both afternoons, which should make for a great soundtrack to the weekend.
Things to bring: sun block, a hat, a camera and extra cash for parking (since this is a pretty big event, street parking is going to be near impossible to find so your best bet is the city-run parking garages).

Hank Williams, Jr. at the House of Blues, Anaheim
Still cooking up his brand of southern-fried rock.
Originally published: September 2004
When he first took the stage at eight years old, Hank Williams, Jr. was essentially a cutesy cover act. In his late twenties, he rose above the novelty tag, composed his own country-tinged rock and became one of the earliest bad boys of the music scene. Think of him as the original Kid Rock.
The Cowboy: Hank Jr. will always be thought of as an American cowboy. Such hits as ‘Long Gone Lonesome Blues’ and ‘Standing in the Shadows’ made him a country-western superstar. He was never comfortable with being a country singer though -- he hated the constant battle of living up to his dad’s legacy.
The Rockstar: When Hank Jr. hit his 30s he made a major decision. He stepped away from his father’s shadow and became an artist unto his own. He dropped the country tunes in favor of Southern rock 'n' roll. Recording with Charlie Daniels and Johnny Cash, Hank Jr. emerged as the king of outlaw country rock.
The Songs: With a career that began in 1964 and spawned over 70 albums, Williams has created one of the most extensive catalogues of original music. His concert set lists are rarely the same and he’s not above taking requests from fans that scream for his classics.
Strange fact: Hank should be dead. While vacationing in Montana in 1976, he fell from a 500-foot cliff during an afternoon hike. Besides breaking most of his limbs, he suffered a split skull which exposed his brain and brutally damaged his face. After major reconstructive surgery and a lot of rehab, Hank recovered. His recovery lent to a more positive outlook within his music.

The Secret Affair @ Memphis + Santa Ana, CA
Originally published: June 8, 2004
It’s a specific and extremely obscure genre and it rarely gets a dedicated club night, but true ‘70s-era mod music finally has a home -- unsurprisingly, the Memphis Cafe in Santa Ana (home of obscure club nights). So what’s northern soul music? Mostly ‘60s-era American soul (think Motown, Stax and Tamla records), English bands like The Jam and the first few years of the Who as well as dub artists like Peter Tosh and Bob Marley before they turned to reggae. Look for this club night to be hipster central among Orange County’s artists and music snobs -- that isn’t a bad thing either -- it’s just that mod music attracts a very specific, well-dressed and knowledgeable crowd. There might be some dancing, but this club night will mostly attract closet mod fans who are going to show up to sip a few cocktails and appreciate long lost and forgotten music rather than work up a sweat on Memphis’ small dance space.

Super 7 Paintball World Series @ Huntington Beach Pier
Originally published: February 11, 2004
Referred to as ''the greatest paintball event on earth'' by the National Professional Paintball League, the Super 7 Paintball World Series draws professional and amateur paintballers from around the world to Huntington Beach. Yes, you read that correctly: professional paintballers. Don't mistake paintballing as a recreational hobby for kids: this three-day round-robin tournament has a $437,500 purse at stake, and ESPN is broadcasting the entire event. Each squad consists of 10 to 12 players who maneuver through an obstacle course on the sand just south of the pier and shoot at competing squads in an effort to advance to Sunday afternoon's finals. Besides the surfing competitions, this is Huntington Beach's most popular sporting event, so get there early to stake your claim to a bird's-eye vantage point on the pier or find a spot on the temporary bleachers -- the seats always go fast for this immensely popular event.

Mellowdrone @ Detroit Bar + Costa Mesa, CA
Originally published: April 2004
You may not have heard of this Los Angeles pop act yet, but you will very soon. Jonathan Bates (who makes up the band along with the occasional backup musician), is the brains and brawn behind Mellowdrone. He crafts simple, layered songs using guitar sequencers, samplers and effects pedals to create haunting soundscapes that usually end with him screaming the final lyrics as he pounds away on a vintage guitar. His sets are so subtle and cathartic, audience members usually just stare in silence for fear of ruining Bates' seemingly private moment. But soon, Bates will have to learn how to play to louder, larger crowds because Johnny Marr (former guitarist of the Smiths) has asked Bates to open up for his band's first American tour. It's exposure like this that will take Mellowdrone out of the tiny clubs and into the big theater gigs it deserves.